(Source: odochar)

cooknut:

follow me, i’m a good reblogger

Bored as always … Hungry as always … Horny as always … Life as always

(Source: villagedrunk)


peter-starfucker-quill:

If you didnt cry when he and his daughter reunited your a liar or you have no tear ducts

(Source: ssamdong)

(Source: mystery-mischief-mirkwood)

llzod:

Why do ex’s think it’s ok to talk shit. Like
Do
YOU
NOT
UNDERSTAND
THAT
EVERYONE
KNOWS
YOURE
LYING

hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

(Source: ghostfawns)

hip-hop-influence:

my teacher said if I beat her in a fight she put my grades up

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plasticbagvevo:

me and my friend:

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you and your friend:

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(Source: plasticbagvevo)

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

clannyphantom:

mary had a little lamb

whos fleece was white as snow

it went out to a club one night

and dropped it hella low

(Source: weloveinterracial)

sweet-loli-kisses:

everybody’s always ‘boobs or butts’ but what about cute tummies ok

(Source: tooru-ichii)

jimmieandstuff:

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