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If you didnt cry when he and his daughter reunited your a liar or you have no tear ducts
Why do ex’s think it’s ok to talk shit. Like
my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry
my teacher said if I beat her in a fight she put my grades up
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
mary had a little lamb
whos fleece was white as snow
it went out to a club one night
and dropped it hella low
everybody’s always ‘boobs or butts’ but what about cute tummies ok
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